The Light of Pelor shines on me, Sir Percival, and blesses this report to the honorable Knight Captain Dawes.
Fr. Richardson is experiencing some unrest with the locals in the form of light graffiti on his premises. I have directed an increased donation to his church so that he may persuade the residents of Bonevale to trust in the light of Pelor and shun the darkness. The peasants here do not understand the higher stakes of the war between Law and Chaos. They will be guided.
We found a treasure map in the confiscated goods of the criminal Locksley and decided to investigate it. Sanji of the Glowing Hand hired a henchwoman named Nami and I employed a scout who gave no name and kept a distant, professional relationship throughout the adventure which I respect. Fr. Cassian and a warrior woman named June rounded out the roster.
We made an effort to check in with Sheriff Ni Hao (Kai Lan, but Sanji cannot help but poke fun at the law-creature) in order to smooth over ruffled feathers. The elf is another moderate who quails at the realities of what is necessary in the face of evil. We hoped to forewarn him of our presence and assure him that our activities would be directed outside the city limits. He was relieved.
Our map had coded clues about the location of a small bit of treasure. We ran across some elven arborists en route who kindly guided us around their orchard. While they are not people as such, I aim to develop a working relationship with the local elves until such a time as they can be sequestered onto reservations or eliminated completely. Such things are above my current station, however.
It is wild country here and our experience with the savage fauna of the Dreadwood only reinforced this truth, but thanks to our scout we evaded several potentially deadly but natural encounters and arrived at our location by midday. It was a black obelisk standing in the middle of a clearing with elven writing on it that fortunately Sanji could translate:
I am always old, but sometimes new.
I never get sad, but sometimes am blue.
I am never empty, but sometimes full.
I never push, but always pull.
Pelor guides my hand in all things and in this moment, my generally sluggish brain had a ray of clarity and I blurted out, "Moon, it is the moon." No doubt Sanji or Fr. Cassian had the answer all along, but regardless, when Sanji spoke the elven word for "moon", the obelisk sank into the ground and revealed a staircase descending into the earth.
Sanji held a torch and we began to explore the complex beneath the earth, an ancient elven temple to their prime deity Corellon Larethian. Fr. Cassian was able to explain some of the heretical religious symbols and trappings as we traveled. We took some damage from a fire trap and narrowly avoided some others before arriving at the far end of the temple. Here we were presented with another riddle:
I never was, am always to be.
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
and yet, I am the confidence
of all who live and breathe. What am I?
The warrior June had the answer quick to hand and when "tomorrow" was spoken in the elven language by Sanji, a stairwell allowed us to exit back to the surface. We got our bearings and returned through the entrance to begin a more thorough search of the temple where we encountered a double handful of goblins. They appeared to be bakers of some kind and threw a cake in the face of the surprised June (happy birthday!) while the rest of us introduced them to cold steel.
We carried on and found some treasure, evidently the things indicated by the map. We also discovered the goblins' whelps guarded by a ferocious dire wolf. The ensuing battle saw Fr. Cassian's face bitten off but the wolf and vermin exterminated. With our healer incapacitated and laden with loot, we decided to fall back to Bonevale and rest up. Despite the gruesome scarring of our Crusader's wounds, he bounced back quickly and was ready to return within a few days. Truly Pelor blesses the righteous.
Our scout discovered an unusual clearing dominated by a strange stone pedestal and unseasonably warm and inviting sunlight. We had not arrived at the dungeon area yet but this was interesting enough to cause a bit of a detour.
The pedestal was smooth stone carved with vines in masterful fashion. It had what we guessed to be sylvan script that no one could read wrapping it. Sanji took a rubbing for later. The top of the pedestal was flat and it seemed right to lay something on top of it. I tried my greatsword, but in true faerie fashion the steel skittered like water on a skillet and rattled off. I rolled my eyes and stood back, allowing the others to investigate on their own terms.
Fr. Cassian wisely chose a natural item, fitting with the woodland theme, and placed some of his healing herbs on top of it. After a magical transformation, a stone staff replaced the herbs, which Cassian was able to handle without any apparent harm. This sparked a distasteful display of greed on the part of the party as they all began to lay things on the pedestal in the hopes of being rewarded with some faerie magic shenanigans.
June's short bow was transformed into a recurve bow with a lizard motif. Sanji's staff became braided like cultivated willow. Nami the henchwoman ran screaming from the clearing when she tried to place an item on it. This was cause for some alarm but she recovered once she exited it. With Fr. Cassian as an example and encouraged by the warmth of the sunlight (and the DM's disappointed face), I chose to try again, this time placing my holy symbol on the altar. If a negative reaction occurred to the introduction of Pelor, then I resolved to destroy this seemingly benevolent altar as evil faerie trickery.
My symbol transformed into a stone great helm, light and less cumbersome than mundane versions, with Pelor's sunburst prominently displayed on the brow. I donned it curiously and was rewarded with confidence and hope. Unfortunately, Nami quailed before me, unable to meet my eyes and ranting against the items we had acquired and particularly my helm.
Through Pelor's grace, I understood this to indicate that she was hostile and had sworn no oaths to Law. The helm was rebuffing the wicked. When confronted, Sanji revealed her as an assassin and worse yet, a poisoner. I must admit I felt betrayed and angry, but I was trying to display a more tolerant side in the hopes of repairing the relationship with Sheriff Kai Lan.
I demanded that she be released from service and refused to adventure with her again. Apparently Sanji had invested quite a bit of gold in her foul poisons and requested that she return them before parting ways. Nami saw all of this as a threat and brandished a blade glistening with the aforementioned poison. My patience quickly running out, I gave her an ultimatum to disarm or be cut down. Before she could act, however, Fr. Cassian magically compelled her to surrender. Sanji confiscated his loaned gear sans the wasted poison and we left her there in the forest while we returned to town.
In retrospect, I was perfectly within my rights to exterminate the evil then and there and I should have. I regret the moment of weakness brought on by the strangeness of the sylvan clearing and doubts over my extreme actions in theatre in the past. I can only hope Pelor shuns the assassin and nature consumes her before she returns to cause trouble for Sanji later. If I see her again, I will prune her from polite society.
We returned to town and warned the Sheriff of the assassin-at-large. I hope this message finds you well and will spend the coming days in prayer with Frs. Richardson and Cassian to be better resolved to decisive action in the future.
Yours in the Light of Pelor,
Knight Protector Percival, Bone Vale